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rickysrun
1000+ posts
01/07/08 02:45 AM
Quote Ari Gold here

"Dana Gordon, VP of production with Alan, I used to [censored] her back in the day, so she owes me."

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matt8209
1000+ posts
01/07/08 02:54 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

"The point is that he is an insecure [censored], like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown. "





"I know he hasn't done much on the football field yet but I saw him running to the bus last week and he definitely passes the eyeball test."Alan Z

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bevo_daddy
1000+ posts
01/07/08 04:57 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

"You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I donít steal other peopleís motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! Iím going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When Iím done with you youíll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced [censored] boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface."




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wolfman
2500+ posts
01/07/08 09:36 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

Lets hug it out [censored].






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vtaenz
100+ posts
01/07/08 10:00 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

"I swear I will choke you out with a strap on"

"LLOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYD"

"The gym Lloyd, the [censored] gym"

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gardere_owns_OU
2500+ posts
01/07/08 10:25 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

me too! you self righteous, black-balling, little cuntbag [censored] fuckface.





TEXAS LONGHORNS - STAND THE [censored] UP

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hornscan
25+ posts
01/07/08 10:40 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

"Tell Drama heís on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my [censored]!"

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SA_Town_Horn
1000+ posts
01/07/08 10:48 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: hornscan]

The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster [censored].





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rickysrun
1000+ posts
01/07/08 10:57 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

Lloyd: "How did it go Ari?"
Ari: "How'd the [censored] Bay of Pigs go Lloyd?"

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someone
25+ posts
01/07/08 11:38 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutive.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A [censored] Call Back!




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"seems texags KNOWS stuff again. If only we KNEW when we know stuff." - aggy

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someone
25+ posts
01/07/08 11:41 AM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

Ari: When I go, in no time, you will be repping nobodies, like Bill from the Apprentice. No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply. To make everyone, who is one, from the ground floor, rich! And to burn this motherfucking place to the ground.
Lloyd, are you with me? (Lloyd freezes and doesnít say a thing).
Ari: Lloyd, what are you doing. You and me, we have a special bond. Come on, letís go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari: I canít swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.




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"seems texags KNOWS stuff again. If only we KNEW when we know stuff." - aggy

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Not Shinola
500+ posts
01/07/08 12:52 PM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

"You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins"







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iiiisofTX
1000+ posts
01/07/08 01:49 PM
Re: Quote Ari Gold here [re: rickysrun]

In reply to:

"You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins"




That is one of my favorites.....had to stop dvd and wipe tears away from laughing so hard. Also the Josh Weinstein humiliation was great.

When he was talking to Amanda (?) at birthday, "You gave him floor seats for his birthday. I used to gave him floor seats cause it was a Thursday."

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