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mstrat
< 25 posts
09/10/09 11:47 AM
Longhorn jokes

courtesy of Texags

Longhorn jokes

Yes, apparently they are actually trying, as there is a prize involved.

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Texas.PancakeMan
100+ posts
09/10/09 03:22 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

In reply to:

Why did the aggie make jokes about the longhorn's intellect?

---No really.. why? according to :insert any poll here: Texas > Texas A&M academically.




Anyone want to put bets as to how long this will be on before it is whiped?

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accuratehornSponsor
5000+ posts
09/11/09 10:01 AM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

Most are recycled aggy jokes.
They can attempt to revise history, but there is a reason everyone tells aggy jokes.
We should get on there and post a bunch of them and see how long it takes them to delete them, if anyone cared, that is.




Knowledge is good

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Texas___Fight
2500+ posts
09/11/09 11:13 AM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: accuratehorn]

<Aggy>Hey...did you hear about the Longhorn that had a losing season...errr.. How about the Longhorn that didn't know what do in a bowl...No...Well then, how about the Longhorn Coach that couldn't win the big game.... Awww [censored]...never mind.</Aggy>








TexAgs.com Quote
"It's tough being an Aggie fan....in any sport....but for every 20 choke jobs, there is one unexpected victory, so all is not lost."

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J.R.69
500+ posts
09/11/09 11:33 AM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

Two Ags are laying up in the barracks one Saturday morning reading comic books, when the Ag in the top bunk hollers at the Ag in the bottom bunk, "Hey, has the mailman come yet?"

Ag in bottom bunk yells back, "No, but he's getting glassy-eyed."

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Dionysus
2500+ posts
09/11/09 02:03 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

What's the difference between an aggy co-ed and garbage?

The garbage gets taken out twice a week.

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Statalyzer
10,000+ posts
09/11/09 03:45 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

Three surgeons are bragging about who is the best at their job.

The first one says "I once had to reattach both hands to a woman who had gotten them both sliced off. Today that woman is a concert violinist."

The second says "That's nothing. I was tasked with reattaching both legs to a man who'd lost them both. Today that man is a marathon runner."

The third one says "Neither of you are on my level. I once came upon the scene of terrible accident - a car had collided with a horse and buggy. Nothing at all was left except the hind end of the horse. Today that man is coaching at Texas A&M."




In reply to:

Its not about wins and loses, if it was we wouldnt be t.u.'s rival...



~Texags.com poster

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J.R.69
500+ posts
09/11/09 05:12 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

This co-ed at Texas A&M had just finished finals and decided to ride around for a while to relax. A DPS officer caught her speeding and pulled her off the road.

The officer got out of his patrol car and started walking toward her. As he approached her, he noticed that she's pretty good-looking so he started unzipping his pants.

Just as he did this, the girl turned around and saw the act and, slapping herself in the side of her head, muttered, "Oh, no.....not another breathalyzer test!"

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88aero
1000+ posts
09/11/09 10:47 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

baaa means no.




D is for Defense; it's also for deguello

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l00pSponsor
25,000+ posts
09/11/09 11:02 PM
Re: Longhorn jokes [re: mstrat]

Two aggy are walking down the street and see a dog in an alley. The dog is licking itself the way dogs can and people wish they could. One looks to the other and says, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that".

Answer 1: That dog'll bite you if you try.

Answer 2: You better try pettin' it first.




Each way I turn, I know I'll always try
To break this circle that's been placed around me
From time to time, I find I've lost some need
That was urgent to myself, I do believe

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