Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 12:24 AM
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Okay, so some friends and I bought a pig to roast. Our pig is a [censored] little [censored] suckling pig of 24 pounds. You should have seen the little checker girl at Central MArket when we threw this [censored] on the conveyer belt to check out. Butchers named him "Chip." We thought that was stupid, and did not befit a pig representing the entire state of Arkansas, so we named the [censored] "Jethro."
Jethro [censored] with the wrong folks...
Meet Jethro, goofybevo and haydenhorn:
Note the windpipe hanging out the neck. Yum!
We got to make sure the innards are clean:
He's lookin up atcha!
We're considering an over/under bet on how long those eyes take to liquify. mmmm.
Here's some ingredients that go in the brine:
And here's the part where we drink 4thGeneration's good bourbon that we had to browbeat out of him.
A glimpse at the good pigjuice that this little piece of pork is going to sleep in tonight. sleep tight.
Get in the trash bag, [censored].
and my fridge currently holding a pig corpse:
More goodness tomorrow. Why you would be interested in this, i have no idea, except for hating [censored] hogs. Which is what tomorrow is all about.
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Longhorn_Fan68
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09/11/04 01:21 AM
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you appear to have had more than just that one shot. Nice pig, let us know how it turns out.
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Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 01:24 AM
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brining a pig is sober work. heh
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Macanudo
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09/11/04 03:14 AM
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Sounds like fun. I've always wanted to do that to a pig.
Then it got weird.
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RoughneckLivin
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09/11/04 03:24 AM
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Hayden Horn talking [censored] to a dead pig was the perfect way to end the day.
G'night all.
Who sucks?
 
Good Homer.
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MilkmanDan
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09/11/04 04:02 AM
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Best. Drunk. Post. Ever.
Yes, mm-hmm, that's interesting, but tell me - do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
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NickDanger
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09/11/04 08:07 AM
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Scary [censored], but I just went into my fridge and went to the same black bag and turned the same little piggy over in the same (pretty much) juices. My peeg is only 19 pounds tho. I have been soaking my persimmon wood for the smokin part.
Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.
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Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 09:05 AM
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fixing to get that little [censored] out of zee bag and on zee smoker
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JackieMartling
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09/11/04 09:33 AM
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Sufficient alcohol consumption, the [censored] grin, and that greased-up hole in the pig's tail is a disconcerting combination. But at least the pig's dead and has no sense of feeling, so far be it from me to criticize.
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hornian
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09/11/04 10:16 AM
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Why were we not invited?
"Hey I hear we're going to Ape Island."
"Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
"Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?"
"Apes. Just not as big."
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Jamez
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09/11/04 10:17 AM
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In reply to:
Get in the trash bag, [censored].
lmaoooo...let us know how it turns out.
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Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 11:08 AM
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early morning this morning. ass early. 6:00 AM is not part of hayden's normal schedule...pretty much ever. Got the grill lit while the sun was still sleeping. It was early for the pig, too.
Wakey wakey swine.
She looks hungry. [censored] pig.
Here that [censored] becomes a cornucopia of [censored] goodness:
lacing her up like a ....er....pigskin. heh.
Bring the pain, [censored]!
and there Jethro sits, all covered up ready for some good cooking.
I hope this works out. It sure would suck to go to all this trouble and catch trichinosis.
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JackieMartling
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09/11/04 11:20 AM
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epic
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simihorn
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09/11/04 12:22 PM
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I am very disappointed that there is no apple in Jethro's mouth.
Back in college, I had some friends who were aggy. They had friends who would do a pig once a year. A big pig. On a rented roaster w/ a spinning spit. They would stuff the inside w/ chickens and sausage. 50+ people would eat, and there would be a hardly a dent in that [censored]. But, there was almost a fight every year for the apple out of the mouth.
Good luck and keep up the chronicle. And get an apple in Jethro's mouth
Hook 'Em
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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americanidle
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09/11/04 03:37 PM
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So are the 3 Lone Star tallboys still there this morning?
"It could be worse, I could be Sting" - Ozzy Osbourne when asked what it's like to be Ozzy Osbourne
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NickDanger
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09/11/04 04:11 PM
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my peeg is done. I will take the stick out of its mouth and replace it with an apple. I'm sure HH is waiting for the pig to be done before doing the apple. Moving the game back has [censored] with my schedule a bit.
Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.
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Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 07:52 PM
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seriously. why would you put an apple in the [censored] pig's mouth while you're cooking it? that [censored] would wilt. it's got to look good.
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hornian
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09/11/04 08:02 PM
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Is it done yet?
"Hey I hear we're going to Ape Island."
"Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
"Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?"
"Apes. Just not as big."
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Hayden_Horn
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09/11/04 08:03 PM
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GET SOME HO!
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hornian
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09/12/04 09:08 PM
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HOLY CRAP! The palm leaves turned into foil!
"Hey I hear we're going to Ape Island."
"Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
"Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?"
"Apes. Just not as big."
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