LonghornLawyer
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10/18/06 12:59 PM
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In reply to:
No, I’ve found a new story I’ve been getting my fix on lately but I’m not prepared to share it just yet. As many of us would like to recover from our twisted ways I will refrain for now.
Oh, c'mon First Tier. You know we need the stuff. Just give us a little taste. We really neeeeed it.
Seriously, I'm shaking as I type this. The withdrawal symptoms are horrible. I haven't had any aggy misery in days and I swear that the nausea is about to kill me.
Tell me it's something good. I mean, I need something that is "Tate-Pittman-Good"--not that average corps-homoeroticism-good that they peddle to their other customers.
Just give me the stuff, man.
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Hayden_Horn
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10/18/06 01:09 PM
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well, you gotta remember that even when aggy wins they lose.
they grab their balls on national tv while lined up hip to ass.
their delusion is increasing exponentially, and you should actually root for them to win until they are 8-1. because after that, your world is going to get rocked as their preconceived house of cards falls down around their nut-grabbin, dead dog worshippin asses.
and when it happens this year, and it WILL happen, it will be one of the bigger hits of aggy misery you've ever taken. you might OD.
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LetDJLoose
500+ posts
10/18/06 01:11 PM
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This is funny because it's true.
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led224
100+ posts
10/18/06 01:33 PM
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I recently became an aggy misery junkie. I looked forward all off season for them to go undefeated through the first part of the year. Looked forward to the fans delusions of winning the Big 12 South and going to a BCS bowl. Hushed wispers of a possible MNC. Then BOOM, the last four games of the year when the ags get absolutely crushed by the only real teams on their schedule. The close games and the Tech loss have reduced thier hopes somewhat (though AP's injury has raised them back up) but the end of the year meltdown should still provide enough aggy misery to carry us junkies through the off season. Hang in there LL, big misery is coming to TexAgs soon.
Hook 'Em
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TManimal
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10/18/06 01:33 PM
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i have the biggest [censored] eating grin ever...EXCELLENT LL
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FirstTier
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10/18/06 01:37 PM
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LL, the good stuff is deep in the heart of texags. I'm saving it for our T+1 celebration because tryptophan alone is never enough.
Besides, we all need to cut down on texags so I've been getting my "fresh buzz" here:The Link kind of like methadone. Highlights:The Link
"Anyone who wanders around the world saying 'Hell yeah, I'm from Texas' deserves whatever the hell happens to them."
-Hunter S. Thompson
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SubliminalHorn
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10/18/06 01:45 PM
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allsome. The Tech game this year was super sweeeet stuff. Seeing the aggy faces just knowing they were going to win, until....oops, Tech wins it at the end. Oh man, I think I blacked out for a week.
We're Texas
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DoubleHorn99_07
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10/18/06 01:48 PM
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LL -
It is most difficult (a) paying attention in Johanson's wills and (b) trying to avoid unwanted attention whilst laughing out loud when you post such things. You must seek help before you OD this Thanksgiving + 1!!
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TexasOwnzYou
10,000+ posts
10/18/06 01:54 PM
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I'm an addict too then!
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hollisdude
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10/18/06 01:54 PM
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This has been truly inspirational. Thanks for sharing. Today, I just took my first step in what will be a long recovery ... I deleted texags from my Bookmarks and took them off my Firefox icon bar.
I am poised over the "move to reycle bin" key that will forever rid me of my Goalpost Incident pictures. My hands are shaking. I've gotta have a cigarette and think this over.
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po elvis
10,000+ posts
10/18/06 02:02 PM
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you have nothing on texaus.
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ScroTom
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10/18/06 02:07 PM
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Just before reading this thread, I posted the following on Orangebloods:
Aggie is good because they beat Mizzou who beat Tech who beat Aggie who beat Mizzou who beat Tech.........
The circle of suck!
Take a look at the juggernauts that Mizzou knocked off on their march to the top 25.
Murray State (1-6)
Missippi (2-5)
New Mexico (3-4)
Ohio (4-3)
Colorado (1-6)
Texas Tech (4-3)
Awesome isn't it! Too bad the ags don't play Colorado or it could be the GREAT CIRCLE OF SUCK!
I like this one too.
Aggie sucks because they lost to Tech who lost to Colorado who lost to Mizzou who lost to Aggie...
I cleary suffer from the addiction as well but as the above poster said, no one has it worse than Tex(aus). He smokes it, snorts it, and shoots it up.
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ACuriae
500+ posts
10/18/06 02:14 PM
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Nice.
"Visting aggy is like a trip to the monkey house. Sometimes they look so human, and sometimes they fling [censored] at you."--Oranjello
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Tejano@UT
500+ posts
10/18/06 02:16 PM
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Addicts are having a tough time right now, but aggy claims that the "wrecking crew" is back are enough of a travesty to make the inevitable prospect of an aggy meltdown much more promising. Be careful not to overdose when that time comes.
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okhorns
100+ posts
10/18/06 02:36 PM
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Keep fran!!!!!!!!!!!Fire RC
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TexasDan
250+ posts
10/18/06 02:41 PM
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The Wrecking Crew (WC) talk is building over there and is keeping me on a nice maintenance high.
Boy, when they officially proclaim the WC is back and then crash and burn at the end, I am going to need a week off from work to recover.
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WorsterMan
5000+ posts
10/18/06 02:54 PM
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My co-workers are asking me what I am laughing at... told one it was a joke on Oprah's website.
LL - Dude, we love you man. On HF, we are all here for you. Please don't lower yourself to...uh, please stay away from Jabba Magino's man-breasts!
#16 Jermichael Finley
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Spankytoes
25+ posts
10/18/06 02:56 PM
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I've found myself downloading aggie games to my hard drive and encrypting the folder to hide my addiction. One night, I forgot to clear my recently visted websites and the wife found me out. An intervention is soon to follow.
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sinless1
500+ posts
10/18/06 03:05 PM
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In a few years, if Fran stays...
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gardere_owns_OU
1000+ posts
10/18/06 03:12 PM
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In reply to:
LEGALIZE AGGY MISERY NOW!!!
we legalize this issue, it'll open the door for Horns to get into stronger things such as sooner misery, and God forbid, terrier misery.
it must be stopped now.
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