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veggieboySponsor
2500+ posts
03/31/07 12:53 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

I am hereby making a hornfans motion.

I move that "TOASTER" replace "TORBUSH" in the hornfans vocabulary...

Do I have a second?






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MacanudoSponsor
25,000+ posts
03/31/07 01:56 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

In reply to:

Is the toaster lady Francine Burns?




Damn, that's a good comparison. Maybe they need to start calling her Hot Lips.

As for "toaster" replacing "torbush", I don't think so but there's an applicable use for it somewhere. Maybe something along the lines of an awkward work environment where a person, probably Peter principled, is clearly out of there depth.




Be the rockstar, not the bridesmaid

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EuroHorn
1000+ posts
03/31/07 05:13 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Don't go toaster on me now!

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KC-97HORNSponsor
2500+ posts
03/31/07 06:26 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

I agree that getting in the final word especially one thats such a kick to the gut makes this the perfect ending to the story.

Thanks for the laughs for the last 3 weeks, there were many times I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.




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DCLonghorn8
250+ posts
03/31/07 09:35 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Nudo...outstanding thread.

This is a most worthy excuse to finally use one of the new emoticons:

I suspect Mrs. will be getting several toasters at her going away party.




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Luke Duke
1000+ posts
04/02/07 12:26 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Mrs.Mac, congratulations on achieving in less than 750 posts what Mac hasn't been able to achieve in over 44,000 posts. Off to the classics.




"Also, no big deal about the two decades younger. I'm Texas." -LonghornsWin

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NCAAFBALLROX
1000+ posts
04/02/07 01:24 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Luke, I really dig your new sig. Too bad you won't be able to bring some of your smoking experrtise this coming Saturday... those pics on Rusty's are allsome.

I was out @ the STFR Q-off & didn't know to look for you @ any of the rigs.






"I can manually [censored] if i need to." -scottsins
Arrow Points to the EARLIEST recorded Hook Em EVER!

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MizzouSnives
2500+ posts
04/02/07 02:03 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

you need to upgrade to this... MRI tunnel toaster of genius proportions




Criticism seems to be the preferred intellectual currency these days.
--Huge

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Mrmyke709
2001 Chilipaloosa Champion
04/02/07 03:39 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Looks like the old toaster ended up at Ecology Action here in Austin.






Eat....Sleep ...Go Fishing. .....>< )))) '>

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hullabelewSponsor
5000+ posts
04/03/07 08:53 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrmyke709]

Toaster withdrawal.




Mihm_Rules, Rules

Here's To You Balzac

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TexasEd
5000+ posts
04/03/07 05:42 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

I think I speak for all of us when I say we have been cheated a picture of the duck taped toaster.




Nothing to see here.

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kgpSponsor
1000+ posts
04/03/07 10:49 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Mrs. Mac, I believe that one final update after the going-away party would be in order.





pax,
kp

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Tailgate
1000+ posts
04/03/07 11:53 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

In reply to:

Y'all're





I love Texas.




[censored] OU

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bobtheking
1000+ posts
04/04/07 01:25 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

That story was awesome.






"According to Chiles, Brantley's missing out on at least two national championships"

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S197HQQKEM
500+ posts
04/10/07 04:01 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

SOOOOOOO, how is the "planning" for the Mrs Mac going away party going?


Inquiring minds want to know.




Be seeing you!

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Mike_Tyson
2500+ posts
04/10/07 09:28 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

Here's Mrs. Mac and Toaster Lady:





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NCAAFBALLROX
1000+ posts
04/11/07 04:39 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mike_Tyson]

What makes you think Mrs. Mac is blonde?






"I can manually [censored] if i need to." -scottsins
Arrow Points to the EARLIEST recorded Hook Em EVER!

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MacanudoSponsor
25,000+ posts
04/11/07 05:00 AM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

In reply to:

What makes you think Mrs. Mac is blonde?




Yeah because she actually went all G.I. Jane and shaved her head a while back.










j/k.




Be the rockstar, not the bridesmaid

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GhostOfTomJoad
2500+ posts
04/11/07 05:24 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

There are 2 threads that really sum up the greatness of Hornfans: The Post by SynTex when he absolutely [censored] slapped the BCS system and Cal fans prior to the 2005 Rose Bowl, and now this.

"A toaster."

Classic.





"One minute you're right there...then something slips"

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HornsN04
10,000+ posts
04/11/07 06:03 PM
Re: My toaster.....****UPDATE**** [re: Mrs.Macanudo]

I haven't read this thread in some time, but just finished it up.

Absolute brilliance.




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