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TexasOwnzYou
10,000+ posts
04/18/07 03:14 AM
Aggy had 10 wins last season?

They did if you count the spring game as a win





Edit : Looks like they changed the record now. Here is what it looked like before they changed it.






Edited by TexasOwnzYou (04/18/07 05:56 PM)

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capitan
500+ posts
04/18/07 03:16 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

That is beyond pathetic




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NCAAFBALLROX
1000+ posts
04/18/07 03:22 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: capitan]



What Capitan said x 10 squared to infinity + 1.






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texdude2006
500+ posts
04/18/07 03:25 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I cant stop laughing hahaha

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longhorn5005
100+ posts
04/18/07 03:25 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Holy [censored] thats hillaroius

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Horns83
500+ posts
04/18/07 03:29 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

They should change their slogan from "Building Champions" (hahahahahaha) to "Finding New Ways to Embarrass Ourselves".




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hornianSponsor
5000+ posts
04/18/07 03:31 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Holy crap, I expected a texags thread, but that's up on the official athletics site? Amazing.




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ngnichols
250+ posts
04/18/07 03:40 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

LMFAO! I can barely type because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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rocat
250+ posts
04/18/07 03:54 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

didn't they lose that game?


oh, wait, they're aggies. They probably didn't actually realize that...

plus, you know - they're not even counting the halftimes they won.




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Benson32
2500+ posts
04/18/07 03:54 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

holy [censored] [censored].

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NCAAFBALLROX
1000+ posts
04/18/07 04:04 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: Benson32]

ALERT!!!

Someone needs to do a screen capture & post it here before they realize how much dumbassery they are exhibiting & make an edit to their website.

I would, but I don't have the first clue as to how to do this.






"I can manually [censored] if i need to." -scottsins
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TexasOwnzYou
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04/18/07 04:06 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]









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Orangesweat
2002 Omaha Challenge Champion
04/18/07 04:51 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I just lost an hour. I guess I must have fainted when I read that they counted their spring game as a win.

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DNSLHorn
250+ posts
04/18/07 06:31 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I just think they're playing this thing all wrong. Clearly this win came in 2007, so it should count as a win for this coming year. If they into the preseason polls at 1-0 it could greatly help their standing in the 'others receiving votes' category...

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PanzerDSS
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:09 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Shouldn't the spring game count as a win AND a loss? Since half the team won and half the team lost?

Either way...how delightfully aggy.




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VYFanSponsor
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:14 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I have got to admit, this takes the cake.




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orange_prideSponsor
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:18 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

hahahaahahahahahaaha




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DoobieWah
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:20 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Yeah, I'm thinking that should be 9-5.

Aggy. Just when you think they can't possibly embarass themselves any more...










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schnarkle
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04/18/07 08:30 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

torbush





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BernOrange
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:41 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aggie on the rise!




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gohorns11921
1000+ posts
04/18/07 08:56 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

[censored] brilliant!!




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ETCo1
25+ posts
04/18/07 09:00 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder how much they moved up in the polls?

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Hellraiser97
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04/18/07 09:01 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

That is absolutely beautiful.




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jimmy_gatz
500+ posts
04/18/07 09:01 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

1939 MNC now under review:








“You have 72 hours to give me the Genesis Device,” says Tressel to U.N., NCAA

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TexanByChoiceSponsor
500+ posts
04/18/07 09:29 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Holy [censored].

What a joke.






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OrangEngr
100+ posts
04/18/07 09:44 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

ha ha, they also consider it a home victory. I am at a loss for words over this whole thing.

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HpsluggaSponsor
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04/18/07 09:48 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Oh yeah? Well then by that logic, we won 11 games, so [censored] aggy




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shotgun427
1000+ posts
04/18/07 09:58 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I don't think you guys want to know how many times I have beaten myself in a race. I am like 100-0.




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mez2
2500+ posts
04/18/07 10:07 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

unfuckingbelievable




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texbusdave
25+ posts
04/18/07 10:08 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

How come this wasn't a conference game?

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blonthang
500+ posts
04/18/07 10:11 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

OrangEngr,

Yeah, I think this year it was a home game; next year's an away game. Both at Kyle.

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HoosierHorn
5000+ posts
04/18/07 10:18 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

that's gotta be a great boost for recruiting:

Fran: We won 10 games last year, and we beat Texas. We're on the way up. You could help us.

Recruit: I saw the results, I thought you only won 9 games. Yeah, you did beat Texas... wasn't their QB hurt.

Fran: You haven't seen the updated results. We won our spring game, too.

Recruit: Oh.

Recruit's Dad: OK, that's enough, our son has to watch TV now. We'll be in touch.




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Seabiscuit
100+ posts
04/18/07 10:32 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

i've spent a good ten minutes trying to come up with something to say that somehow captures my disbelief...i got nothing.

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Mike_Tyson
2500+ posts
04/18/07 10:34 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder if the winning team chanted, "Keep Fran!" and "Poor Aggies!" This goes beyond the pale.




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Hornius EmeritusSponsor
10,000+ posts
04/18/07 10:39 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder what Spider Ag has to say about this?

Finally, his beloved Maroon and White hit the 10 win plat toe!








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WhoooTex
10,000+ posts
04/18/07 10:41 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Counting your spring game as a win is like counting beating off as scoring with a chick.

In which case, move over Wilt the Stilt, I have scored more than you. I dwarf your totals like the Persian Army dwarfed the Spartans.






Yes, I will stand in my skin and burn

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TexUT
100+ posts
04/18/07 10:44 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aggie is actually selling themselves short. They really won 24 games. Because they won every halftime.

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SeeVinceRunSponsor
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04/18/07 10:47 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

holy [censored]!







Limas the Sweed

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Smoky Brisket
1000+ posts
04/18/07 10:50 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

uphauling.




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Wild Bill
1000+ posts
04/18/07 10:56 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Don't do this to me so early in the morning. I can't stop laughing.

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kangsta
250+ posts
04/18/07 10:59 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

[censored] awesome




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MajorYoung
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04/18/07 11:02 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Torbush

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DigglerontheHoofSponsor
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04/18/07 11:06 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

How very aggy.




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OilfieldSponsor
2500+ posts
04/18/07 11:11 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

They got one "win", and one "ran out of time" on their Spring Game. No losses. That is not what the number after the dash represents. Come on!




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bigtex1086
250+ posts
04/18/07 11:15 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I do believe that is the ULTIMATE moral victory.

Aggy being aggy... damn it makes my day.





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Edited by bigtex1086 (04/18/07 11:34 AM)

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Tex117
25+ posts
04/18/07 11:17 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder who they say 12-7 to when they beat themseleves.

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djezspread
100+ posts
04/18/07 11:25 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: WhoooTex]

In reply to:

Counting your spring game as a win is like counting beating off as scoring with a chick. In which case, move over Wilt the Stilt, I have scored more than you. I dwarf your totals like the Persian Army dwarfed the Spartans.


And whoootex is 1 and 0 against this thread. Kudos, sir.




::sigh::

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PhatAtUT
1000+ posts
04/18/07 11:29 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

only aggy.




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PanzerDSS
1000+ posts
04/18/07 11:39 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I just sent that to PTI. Hopefully they will put this on the show today. I'll be listening to the podcast patiently.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AGGYS!




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NEwherebutA&M
2500+ posts
04/18/07 11:39 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Sounds about right.

The best aggy joke usually isn't even a joke. This goes right in line. THEY are the joke.




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planohorn91
250+ posts
04/18/07 11:44 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

And they are also counting it as a win this season also.

aggy 2008 season record

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Samhain
1000+ posts
04/18/07 11:52 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Yeah I was just about to come post it being on the 2007 schedule too.

I've never seen a team go 2-0 off one spring game.

Does the NCAA recognize both wins?




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The Human Gumbi
500+ posts
04/18/07 12:01 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aggy gave up 388 total rushing yards to themselves. This can't be good for their national defensive stats to start off the season.

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hornFANtasticSponsor
5000+ posts
04/18/07 12:08 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

now I have witnessed some retarted [censored] from aggy, but this takes the cake that is absolutly hysterical




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hullabelewSponsor
5000+ posts
04/18/07 12:09 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: hornFANtastic]

I'm going to start a thread on texags. What is the over/under on how long it takes for the thread to disappear? Wish me luck.




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Bookman
5000+ posts
04/18/07 12:18 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Did the Aggies win halftime?




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naes921
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04/18/07 12:23 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

wow.

just when texas agricultural & mechanical couldn't get any more sad....




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TrashMaster G
10,000+ posts
04/18/07 12:25 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

In reply to:

What is the over/under on how long it takes for the thread to disappear?


The speed of light will be broken. There is no measuring the Speed of Dumb.




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LDHornsfan
25+ posts
04/18/07 12:28 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TrashMaster G]

It's still there and I'm uphauled.

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Wild Bill
1000+ posts
04/18/07 12:30 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

In reply to:

I'm going to start a thread on texags. What is the over/under on how long it takes for the thread to disappear? Wish me luck.



What is the over/under on how long it takes you to get banned?

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WhoooTex
10,000+ posts
04/18/07 12:35 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

If they're going to count it as a win last season and a win this season, why stop there? Shouldn't it count as a win for the maroon, the white, the 12th man, the Corps, the Bonfire victims, Aggie war dead, and Little Baby Jesus?

Congratulations to Texas A&M on becoming the first college football team to win 15 games in one season.






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HookedSponsor
500+ posts
04/18/07 12:47 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Well, somebody called the aggy athletic office -- the win total has now been revised to show 9 wins again, but the spring game is still shown as a victory at the bottom.

Funniest damn thing I've seen in awhile.




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jimmy_gatz
500+ posts
04/18/07 12:47 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Do they squeeze twice as often when they play themselves?






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capitan
500+ posts
04/18/07 01:12 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

They changed it to 9-4, but it's still listed on the schedule as a win. Dumbasses.




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bizzle
250+ posts
04/18/07 01:30 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Why?






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TexanWolv
250+ posts
04/18/07 01:37 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

There really is no need to say "moral victory" or any other aggy stereotypes we have....The picture of 10-4 and the spring game as a W speaks for itself.




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WhoooTex
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04/18/07 01:40 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

When I read bizle's post, I pictured the scene from Naked Gun where George Kennedy gets hit in the neck by surprise by a tranquilizer dart from Frank Drebin's cufflinks. It's a plaintive, bewildered half-moan of surprise and dismay and it's perfect for aggy.






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hullabelewSponsor
5000+ posts
04/18/07 01:41 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexanWolv]

In reply to:

The speed of light will be broken. There is no measuring the Speed of Dumb.



Holy [censored]. You can say one thing aggy. They are quick on the delete.




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Tums
2500+ posts
04/18/07 02:01 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Thanks to TOY for the foresight to screen save that.

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jmatt
2500+ posts
04/18/07 02:18 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

That was the most pathetic and stupid thing I ever heard of. Typical aggy mentality. I actually surprised they took it down. I would have expected themn to become belligerant and indignant about other folks intruding on their business.

And that it wasn't called yet another one of their idiotic "traditions" to claim that practice as a victory...




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GibDaddyHorn
25+ posts
04/18/07 02:39 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

And the tag to that game, presented by Melrose StudentSuites. What, did they pay like $100?

What about Orange & White Game, presented by Chevy Chase Downs, for next year? Or Dirty's...now that would be cool.






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TexanWolv
250+ posts
04/18/07 02:47 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: GibDaddyHorn]

Presented by Player's Mmm...I want a hamburger from there right now. Okay...Toss in fries and a vanilla shake.




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04/18/07 03:12 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

In reply to:

i've spent a good ten minutes trying to come up with something to say that somehow captures my disbelief...i got nothing.




Thank you for saying it for me.




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]






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04/18/07 04:32 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I showed this to an Aggy friend up here in Chicago. He was ashamed. "That's so dumb... I'm embarassed. We deserve whatever you guys are saying. God, I hate Fran."

2%?




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Speechless.




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

To repeat a post and in the immortal words of George Costanza ... "I got nothing".




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04/18/07 06:57 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Only the word "Torbush" comes close to describing how funny/pathetic that is.




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04/18/07 07:08 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

The proverbial Aggy Barrel has no bottom...




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04/18/07 07:30 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

sadly, I'm not at all surprised

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04/18/07 08:15 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

And The Dumb goes national, as Every Day Should Be Saturday has also posted a screenshot.




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Frantastic clearly is a better recruiter than Mack and a better game coach than Stoops.




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04/18/07 11:16 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I can only imagine that the high school intern or Aunt Agnes over in the athletic department was assigned the task of counting up everything "W" in that column and they did, as instructed. Or maybe just some nerdy tech guy who's job is updating the website and would ordinarily be playing Everquest or something and who doesn't actually know enough to know the difference.

Surely no one knowledgeable and in a position of any kind of decision making authority could have done this (?), because it's not just dumb, it's real dumb.





Edited by swc.lives.on (04/19/07 12:11 AM)

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04/18/07 11:26 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

its not dumb, its Aggy

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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aggy should get 2 losses for getting pummelled by Cal in the Holiday Bowl...

F AGGY




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04/18/07 11:39 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Dollar Bill wanted it to count as another point for them in the Lone Star Showdown. He realized they are on the verge of losing again despite the best year of Agricultural athletics in years (and a mediocre one for t.u.)




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

[bugs bunny] what a maroon [/bug bunny]




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04/19/07 12:59 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

they said mack had some snake oil and all we got was a National Championship, without made up wins, aggy is really selling snake oil with that one.....




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04/19/07 01:11 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

This made my whole freaking day. Outstanding.

Thank you, Aggy.




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04/19/07 01:50 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aggy: the pinnacle of pathetic




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04/19/07 02:27 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

A&M: "We won our 2007 Spring Game with great talent, coaching, and player development."

BTW, can someone get a screen capture ofThe Link and edit it so that it lists the scrimmage as L 13-27 instead?




In reply to:

Its not about wins and loses, if it was we wouldnt be t.u.'s rival...



~Texags.com poster

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04/19/07 02:53 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

That...........is...............amazing.







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04/19/07 10:51 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

just wow

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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: Homesickhorn]

In reply to:

i've spent a good ten minutes trying to come up with something to say that somehow captures my disbelief...i got nothing.




ditto brother, so I'm going with your line...




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Mitch Cumsteen
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04/19/07 11:45 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

This comment from EDSBS was classic:

In reply to:

It can’t be a surprise that the Texas A&M football team feels they should be rewarded for playing with themselves, we have already seen the video of the band in action.


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04/19/07 11:54 AM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder what they're saying on texags....

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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Some of you don't appreciate the never ending source of comedy that is Texas A&M nearly enough.




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04/19/07 12:21 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

In reply to:

Franchone’s daughter is a whore. Maybe unrelated, but true nevertheless.

Comment by Tarpon — April 18, 2007 @ 12:53 pm



damn.




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Wesser
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04/19/07 12:23 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I am certain that someone on Texags has already posted something like... "wait do you know what is really funny... the sip athletic department actually counted their spring game as a loss.. it has already been removed from their website, but I saw it, I really did.... I was amaised and uphauled!!!"

The funny thing is that this is the administration of this school. With administration like this, it kinda understandable that these people are barely functioning retards. I want to know where the Aggy troll is now. Here aggy, aggy... show your red ass and defend your institution of "higher" learning.




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: Wesser]

hehe




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04/19/07 03:35 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I wonder if they covered the spread.

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04/19/07 04:40 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

My Dad just called me and asked if I heard about this. He said it was on Bucky and Aaron.




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TEXROB
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04/19/07 05:36 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Aren't we thankful that they continue to do stuff like this? It's so embarrassing, and it's so Aggie. They should never try to create their own identity---just continue to piggyback off us in some way.

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adamhorn
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04/19/07 05:41 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

ha!




This forum is addicting.

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Homesickhorn
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04/19/07 06:16 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Why in the hell of all hells have we not heard from SPIDER AG???




"Well, what has she accomplished in her life that's so great"?
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04/19/07 06:41 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Ha!!!

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MissingInAction
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04/19/07 08:41 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

I brought this up with my aggy employees. they sarcasticly supported the win.




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

nothing surprises me anymore......




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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

i am still laughing




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Villeton
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04/19/07 09:06 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

That has been the funniest thing i've seen in a while, that along with the thread about Goodson winning the heisman....just stupid.




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LonghornBandFan
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04/19/07 09:36 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

This is brilliant. aggy is its best joke




"Aggies are very similar to my religion," the former secretary of state quipped. "Only where I worship God, they worship dog."

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Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

thanks for lighting up my last hour here at work!

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04/19/07 10:34 PM
Re: Aggy had 10 wins last season? [re: TexasOwnzYou]

Serious question: In Aggy's spring game, at which side's band is poo flung?






This was the first Vince Young game I watched.
My thought: Holy Crap.

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